He was standing on the pew in front of us and getting antsy, and so was I. To distract him and amuse myself I crinkled my nose, but it had no effect. However, when I began wiggling my ears which also moved my glasses, his eyes got big. He stared as though it was an impossible magic trick. I should have known it was going to happen when he pointed at me and then shouted, “Look! look! That incredibly handsome older man’s ears are moving!” (hey, I get to write the article).