Just hold on a minute. Before I am run out of town by a posse of ladies, I should explain this is the title of a book that caught my eye while browsing the internet. Quick-witted men are probably already reaching for their phones to order the book and perhaps sharing the secrets with their buddies. Naturally there is also a book titled, “How to Train Your Husband.” There may be similar books at the library if you are intent on this precarious type of training.